The White Lotus
HBO
As a huge fan of The White Lotus, and almost every cast member added for season 3, I have been slowly sinking into an unexpected feeling. Season 3 of this show is just not very good. Despite its cast, despite its new location and two excellent seasons before this, something is just not working here, and that is becoming more and more apparent with each new week.
The main issue I have here is that The White Lotus has thrown out almost all pretext of being a comedy. Instead it’s just a 98% pure drama filled with messed up relationships only occasionally dipping into something legitimately funny once an episode, at best. That has always been true to a certain extent, but the ratio is now so heavily skewed it feels like an entirely different show.
Forbes‘The White Lotus’ Season 3, Episode 5 Recap And Review: Fear And LoathingBy Erik KainWe might as well start with the closest thing season 3 has to a “main” group, the Ratliff family. And I will also begin by praising what is the only actually comedic performance in this season, Parker Posey’s Victoria Ratliff, where everything she says in her hammy, South Carolinan accent is great, and she seems to be the only one who knows what kind of show this is supposed to be.
The White Lotus
HBO
I was genuinely interested in Jason Isaac’s Timothy Ratliff plotline as he remotely deals with his financial and legal downfall. But all that has yielded so far in five episodes is him yelling on the phone or staring into space, newly addicted to klonopin. This week he almost killed himself with a stolen gun, but I doubt things are going that direction. Rather, it seems pretty clear the end result here will be the Ratliffs moving to Thailand to escape his troubles and likely hide his assets, the way all these other old white guys have done.
Piper is a superfluous character who has done close to nothing and just a vehicle for getting the family there initially (and no doubt she will be thrilled they are staying). She is overshadowed by her brothers who easily have the weirdest, most uncomfortable storyline in series history, an incest plotline where high school senior Lochlan appears to be lusting after his 20 something brother, culminating in a party game makeout session this week. There’s a theory that Saxon may be Piper and Lochlan’s step-brother, but no, regardless, this is all just too weird and gross to feel watchable week to week.
The Mook and Gaitok plotline also has weird vibes, where it feels like the show is trying to paint him as some sort of bumbling underdog, but instead he’s a weirdo that doesn’t understand his friend is not interested in him. And there is dumb, and there is leaving a gun on your desk and leaving dumb.
The White Lotus
HBO
While the trio of women, Jaclyn, Laurie and Kate produced one genuinely funny moment (realizing their long-time friend was now a conservative Trump supporter), this storyline is just about how they all secretly hate each other and that’s getting old. They are linked to Valentin, who is obviously behind the hotel robbery with his shady friends.
Belinda and Greg have returned from season one, but here in episode five we have learned nothing other than “yeah Greg is shady,” which we already knew. This week we discovered that a lizard has been stalking Belinda inside her room for three episodes. Fun!
Finally, Walton Goggins may be putting forth a solid, understated performance, but now he’s left the hotel entirely to go to Bangkok…kill an old man who may have murdered his father? Again, this feels like a different show. This week he met up with Sam Rockwell who had the show attempt comedy with a long story about him being a sex addict and wanting to be an Asian woman that was just, I don’t even know what that was.
After this week, the show lost my wife’s interest. We have been waiting to watch this together every Sunday since it premiered, as we have the last two seasons, but she’s just out now. I am sticking around because I essentially have to, but I agree, this has been a sharp decline in quality despite what I would classify as inexplicable critic and audience scores that are higher than the last two seasons. Are we watching the same show?
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